Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo View Post
Actually the gimp suit is less gay as Batman has ears, a fancy yellow belt and a fucking cape

Actually yeah you know what? Maybe it worked in comic books in the 70's, Maybe.. But dressing up as a rubber bat in the 2000's is total fashion suicide.. It's very homoerotic and I agree that apart from the cape, it is a gimp suit.. With the cape, it is just over the top gay... He looks like a retro nerd going to a comic book convention in Vegas, not a badass super bad hero that criminals shake in their boots because the "bat" man is coming...

If he was an evil hibrid where he got bitten by a rabbies bat from a nuke testing zone and the he grew like bat wings and fangs and a nasty Valuev hairy chest and back and point ears, and flew in taking chunks out of bad guys, that would be bad ass!! But put it this way, give him a metal throwing knife in the shape of a bat, and he's a bad ass warrior.. Put a whip in his hand and cut out circle for his junk to flop out of, and he's some sick freak in an underground porn movie where some girl mixes 8 mens sperm in a bowl and cracks an egg into it and then drinks it....

How come no one else see's that?