Supposedly "great" movies that kind of sucked

[Kev]

I've no doubt that over the years people have put there own spin on Batman, including a gay spin, but I'm willing to bet that things like gay and camp don't occur to the majority of people out there when they think of Batman, until they have really researched the topic, or heard about it from you.

hehe I'm just informing the masses that the film execs are all having a laugh at your expense. They do it all the time with stuff. Tom and Jerry, He Man, both completely gay cartoons riddled with gay references.

The Magic Roundabout, all about drugs, lsd, trips etc.

These writers all have a great sense of humour and want to see how far they can go in creating the most outrageously camp or disturbing stuff and then disguise it so common people and morons will watch it and think it's cool, completely missing the point that the writers are deliberately creating this stuff just to laugh at you.

It's like when I invented the Baggins Clan. Everyone on here instead of recognising it for the ridiculous joke that it was actually started to create their own clans, much to mine and Legion's amusement, with whom I had bet I could make Violent D create his own online tough gang complete with avatar.

I dunno man, were Bilbo and Frodo fags too? I'm sure JRR had all kinds of hidden meanings besides the Hitler = Sauron one. And let's not forget Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street.

OK, well if the cartoon writers are going to a lot of trouble to write stuff that the average joe doesn't pick up on, and the executivies are paying them to do so, and that they are probably going to deny anyway if anyone calls them on a specific case, then who's the fool?

You know I could do all kinds of creative stuff, put my own hidden meanings into it, and make things so obscure that no-one would ever pick up on it unless I explained it to them, and even then they would probably think I was full of shit, but that don't make me clever.

Yep the hobbits are pretty camp,child size and running around in short trousers befriended by a much older, taller, bearded single man with an obscure and somewhat hazy background. A possible hidden reference to boyscouts, camping and child abuse in there, I don't know.....maybe.

All I can say is that Gandalf never touched me and we only ever shared a bed on a few occasions when he felt that I needed to be protected from the Dark Lord.

Possibly you could argue the Dark Lord represented the long arm of the law and the reason they were so interested in my ring was because they were worried about what Gandalf might have done to it but this is mere speculation on your part. It is curious that when I got older Gandalf was only interested in the much younger Frodo having the ring and when the Dark Lord's interest was stirred he decided that they must destroy the evidence by throwing it into the fire.................