~Saddos 2008 Boxing Awards~ Winners

[Diane]

Hey CMM, where can I get a bag of ice for Violent D's hand?


How in the hell did Clubber get an invite? And why did he make his date wear a frog costume?

[CutMeMick]

Hey CMM, where can I get a bag of ice for Violent D's hand?

Go to anyone of the bars and just show them your Saddo badge.
Tell'em what you need.

How in the hell did Clubber get an invite? And why did he make his date wear a frog costume?

I'll have BoxingGorilla double check his invite, I think he might have printed out his own it's probably fake.
On 2nd thought I think we'll let him stick around I'm enjoying his date in the frog costume. She's leaping from one table to another.

[Diane]

Hey CMM, where can I get a bag of ice for Violent D's hand?

Go to anyone of the bars and just show them your Saddo badge.
Tell'em what you need.

How in the hell did Clubber get an invite? And why did he make his date wear a frog costume?

I'll have BoxingGorilla double check his invite, I think he might have printed out his own it's probably fake.
On 2nd thought I think we'll let him stick around I'm enjoying his date in the frog costume. She's leaping from one table to another.

Well POB was behind the bar, so he had a bag of ice, and a bottle of tequila ready.

Oh yes, you need to keep Clubber and his girlfriend here, that is classic stuff.

[Kev]

Hey CMM, where can I get a bag of ice for Violent D's hand?

Go to anyone of the bars and just show them your Saddo badge.
Tell'em what you need.

How in the hell did Clubber get an invite? And why did he make his date wear a frog costume?

I'll have BoxingGorilla double check his invite, I think he might have printed out his own it's probably fake.
On 2nd thought I think we'll let him stick around I'm enjoying his date in the frog costume. She's leaping from one table to another.

Well POB was behind the bar, so he had a bag of ice, and a bottle of tequila ready.

Oh yes, you need to keep Clubber and his girlfriend here, that is classic stuff.

Guys she's not leaping for fun, Clubber has brought his bebe gun and is trying to shoot her

[superheavyrhun]

I gshusht wan to shay that you're all good pleople, and you're all good in my book. Thish is a greeeeeeat place to be, like that tommy the tiger was here.

I'm so glad I won't remember this in the morning, but I think I just puked on JT's suit....has anyone seen my shoe. That Manny Pracky-caw is good people too, well done to him.

[Kev]

Well as nobody ever listens to me I decided to not vote and not bother going to the party at all. Then I find out that apart from the Wlad Ibragimov fight being the worst of the year (I'd go for Valuev Holyfield) I agreed with every single vote.

So you DO listen to what I say after all.

Thanks guys

[CutMeMick]

Well as nobody ever listens to me I decided to not vote and not bother going to the party at all. Then I find out that apart from the Wlad Ibragimov fight being the worst of the year (I'd go for Valuev Holyfield) I agreed with every single vote.

So you DO listen to what I say after all.

Thanks guys

Bilbs, you made it...
How was your flight?
How you liking the French?
Nice outfit...

[Kev]

Well as nobody ever listens to me I decided to not vote and not bother going to the party at all. Then I find out that apart from the Wlad Ibragimov fight being the worst of the year (I'd go for Valuev Holyfield) I agreed with every single vote.

So you DO listen to what I say after all.

Thanks guys

Bilbs, you made it...
How was your flight?
How you liking the French?
Nice outfit...

Hi Mick, the flight was frankly appalling, Gwaihir was 'busy' and said he couldn't allow even one of the junior eagles to fly me over. He's never been the same with me since Thorin died.

The twats in Rohan offered to catapault me over by trebuchet, har har very funny. In the end Gandalf commanded some Bywater ducks to fly me over the water. It took six of them on rotation to carry me, and they moaned the whole way, even threatening to drop me into the Channel if I didn't stop gripping so hard, frankly I was hanging on for dear life

When I got to the door VD pretended he couldn't see me and shut the door in my face, literally.

Eventually JT Rock let me in, but only after he had me recite the ten tenets of righteous Old Guard living. When I couldn't remember the last one, he made me write out 'We are not a clan, clique or club' a thousand times before they let through the door.

As you always insist on announcing the fighter of the year and the best awards first by the time I got in and sat down all I had to enjoy was the 'Worst fight of the Year' award and 'highlights' of Klitschko Ibragimov.

To top it all off the ducks wern't at the harbour to take me home after the show and after lengthy pleadings with the local Gauls they decided it would be nostalgic for me to be stuck in a barrel and towed back to England off the back of a dredger.

[brucelee]

can we start with the drinking part? I'll have one bottle of red wine.

[ICB]

The only one im disappointed with is Miguel Cotto/Antonio Margarito getting FOTY, on this site and from Ring Magazine. I thought Rafael Marquez/Israel Vasquez 3, Michael Katsidis/Joel Casamayor, Tomas Villa/Rogers Mtagwa were better fights clearly.

[CutMeMick]

can we start with the drinking part? I'll have one bottle of red wine.

Here you are...

[CutMeMick]

Hi Mick, the flight was frankly appalling, Gwaihir was 'busy' and said he couldn't allow even one of the junior eagles to fly me over. He's never been the same with me since Thorin died.

The twats in Rohan offered to catapault me over by trebuchet, har har very funny. In the end Gandalf commanded some Bywater ducks to fly me over the water. It took six of them on rotation to carry me, and they moaned the whole way, even threatening to drop me into the Channel if I didn't stop gripping so hard, frankly I was hanging on for dear life

When I got to the door VD pretended he couldn't see me and shut the door in my face, literally.

Eventually JT Rock let me in, but only after he had me recite the ten tenets of righteous Old Guard living. When I couldn't remember the last one, he made me write out 'We are not a clan, clique or club' a thousand times before they let through the door.

As you always insist on announcing the fighter of the year and the best awards first by the time I got in and sat down all I had to enjoy was the 'Worst fight of the Year' award and 'highlights' of Klitschko Ibragimov.

To top it all off the ducks wern't at the harbour to take me home after the show and after lengthy pleadings with the local Gauls they decided it would be nostalgic for me to be stuck in a barrel and towed back to England off the back of a dredger.

You funny git...