~Saddos 2008 Boxing Awards~ Winners

[Diane]

Why is Legion walking around holding a napkin in front of he pants?

Oh Lord, don't tell me that he took his Cialis before coming here.

OH SHIT!!! There's Miguel!! Everyone get the hell out of my way!!!

Sorry Diane, that's not Miguel. That's Lujan.





Cottos on his way here should be arriving soon...

Ummm, you think I don't know who my Miguel is? Are you kidding me?

I see Lujan over there by the bar, but my Miguel did just arrive down below. I know, because all my sex sensors started going off in my body, I looked down, and sure enough Miguel is getting out of his limo.

Okay Diane stay calm, turn and quickly remove the double stick tape holding your dress to the boobs, and let's expose the twins a bit more. Done.

God he can't get up that elevator quick enough for me.

[Julius Rain]

ok mick, i have arrived.

Point me to the direction of the drunk (or pretending to be drunk) and skanky.

I came to honor the winner of this years Saddo Boxing Awards, but i also came to bang hot chicks

I think last year I broke a bar stool on POB's back, this year I just want to brake hot chicks back

[C-Lo]

I think the aroma from the patio is C-Lo, I've got a feeling those cigars he has are not stuffed with tobacco...

Whoa! I no longer smoke any pot! I made a vow to my girlfriend that I would never touch that stuff ever again. (I kinda did twice after the vow but that's not the point)

I'm more of a tequila guy. DAMN this place is filled with dudes! Diane must be in heaven! Hatton is drinking everyone under the table, Marquez is walking around asking everyone if they've seen Manny, Guzman is apparently stuffing himself getting him closer to not making weight again, and I just heard Kessler isn't going to make it cause he's afraid to step out of country (YAHTZEE!). This is a great party!