bilbo appreciation thread

[Kev]

Scarlett Johansson is ouuuttraaaggeeoouusssly hot. As in ridiculously hot as in as perfect as you can be there probably isn't an upgrade to be made, similar to Jessica Alba where there isn't really anything else you would want unless you just wanted something different.

Britney Murphy is hot you just don't know.

Yeah I love Scarlet too. She's a honey for sure. Alba is cute but never been one of my favourites. Always found her a bit goose necked.

I love Natalie Portman though, the way her smile turns down like a fox really does it for me and she often has really short hair which if a girl can pull it off I really like as it makes them look unique compared to other girls.

Actually reminds me, I met this absolutely gorgeous Ralph Lauren model out the other day from America in Torquay for Christmas. She had this really cool short hair cut and glitter on her face, and like lipstick dashes on her cheek.

She looked like she had stepped of a catwalk in France and was telling me all about herself when Christine, ( a middle aged pig) my mate's girlfriend's best mate came over and put her hands down my pants as she always does whenever I talk to any girls.

It's always a conversation stopper pretty much

[OumaFan]

I have a feeling you were probably in if not for that. I've seen like a minute of Just Married, she was having a nosebleed and kind of being annoying, I changed channels. Natalie Portman, thumbs up, she's probably like 4'11 in real life but oh well.

[amat]

I have a feeling you were probably in if not for that. I've seen like a minute of Just Married, she was having a nosebleed and kind of being annoying, I changed channels. Natalie Portman, thumbs up, she's probably like 4'11 in real life but oh well.

I think Brittney Murphy really is like 4'11 or 5'1 or something crazy like that.

[amat]

Bilbo both me and you know you were never getting in with any Ralph Lauren model.

Still, that's cool I guess. I like Natalie Portman to but she's a bit wierd.

[Kev]

Bilbo both me and you know you were never getting in with any Ralph Lauren model.

Still, that's cool I guess. I like Natalie Portman to but she's a bit wierd.

I know these won't do anything for you, but these pics are much appreciated by me