How is this for unhelpful..

[Dizaster]

HUH suckers.. I got to work on time today and didn't have any food on my face... So i'm not as bad as you all think...


My darn girlfriend has been giving me shit all day about it singing that youtube song Chocolate Rain like "I have got it on my face again, Chocolate Rain" then something about feeling the pain, chocolate rain...

And girls think they are funny when they are not... So they'll go forever with a joke that is just old..

[Andre]

Shame it wasnt red nose day you would have had some sort of cover story.

Say you won a bet; cause no one told you about it, you won 50 bucks!


This could turn into something like George would do in a sinfield episode.

[Trainer Monkey]

Diz,you know I like you,but I swear,if I was your co-worker, I wouldnt have said a thing.
I would have laughed my ass off plenty,just not when you where in earshot.