Haha Amat. Yeah that's funny. I'll tell you though, a quarter ounce of kick ass hydro baked into brownies and totally consumed will get you wasted. And the guy did say he thought the weed was laced with something.

I gotta say, it would piss me off talking to a bimbo like that 911 operator on the telephone. It's worse than talking to tech support when your Internet goes out. They make you jump through hoops when you know your setup has not changed in over a year.

I'll bet if you call 911 with a knife in your back, they would ask you how long the knife was there and what kind of a handle it had. Is it a steak knife? Serrated edge? Staineless steel? Did the guy who stabbed you say where he got the knife? Do you have any other knives in your back? Please calm down sir, I'm trying to help you!!

And yeah, the poker video, no way that's an ounce. More like a quarter ounce. But cops always have to show off when they are on a cop show.