Things You Thought Youd Never Own

[Trainer Monkey]

A nice new house. But I do.

Im married,I was going to end up owning a house sooner or later. Especially after we had the boy. They start wanting a house right after that,and they want it now.
The shift is allmost amazing to watch,one day the apartment is nice and just the perfect size,two weeks later,"I want a house"
So, I own a house
At one point we were looking to move to LA,before we even had work lined up,I got sent out to scout houses we could afford. Thank god I have alot of friends on the left coast,so I had people to hang with.

[X]

A suit and tie.

(but I do ..... shame on me for selling out)

[Spicoli]

An ironing board and Nose hair clippers.

[yvonne]

A brand new motorbike........................Until it got stolenI only had it for 2months!Anyhow the arsehole who nicked it ended up crashing into a wall as he was fleeing from the coppers with his mate on the back.Anyhow as he took the corner too fast he crashed into the wall and killed his best friend who was on the back with no helmet on.The rider of the bike was the same arsehole who stolen my a year earlier and he ended up losing a leg.Mind you if i was to get hold of him knowing that he nicked my pride and join i would of got manslaughter by wrapping a base ball bat around his fooking head."What goes around comes around!"

[X]

A brand new motorbike........................Until it got stolenI only had it for 2months!Anyhow the arsehole who nicked it ended up crashing into a wall as he was fleeing from the coppers with his mate on the back.Anyhow as he took the corner too fast he crashed into the wall and killed his best friend who was on the back with no helmet on.The rider of the bike was the same arsehole who stolen my a year earlier and he ended up losing a leg.Mind you if i was to get hold of him knowing that he nicked my pride and join i would of got manslaughter by wrapping a base ball bat around his fooking head."What goes around comes around!"

That is a great story. If someone did that to my bike (when I had one), I would be delighted if a similar tragedy was to befall the thieves.

I hope you drove past the funeral and revved the engine really loudly in front of their grieving parents (or single mother, anyway)

[fantasyphil]

Well, I've just bought a yoghurt maker off QVC....was a good idea at time...came to over 50 quid...yoghurts great...but it gives me the shits

[ICB]

Car.