Re: Things You Thought Youd Never Own

Originally Posted by
yvonne
A brand new motorbike

........................Until it got stolen

I only had it for 2months!Anyhow the arsehole who nicked it ended up crashing into a wall as he was fleeing from the coppers with his mate on the back.Anyhow as he took the corner too fast he crashed into the wall and killed his best friend who was on the back with no helmet on.The rider of the bike was the same arsehole who stolen my a year earlier and he ended up losing a leg.Mind you if i was to get hold of him knowing that he nicked my pride and join i would of got manslaughter by wrapping a base ball bat around his fooking head."What goes around comes around!"

That is a great story. If someone did that to my bike (when I had one), I would be delighted if a similar tragedy was to befall the thieves.
I hope you drove past the funeral and revved the engine really loudly in front of their grieving parents (or single mother, anyway)
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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