Has ANYYY of you ever had to do this...

[Phil]

lol this thread is brilliant! haven't laughed so much in a long time!

[ICB]

I'll tell you a funny story i once needed to go badly, i was in high school and you know when your in class and you need to do your business or whatever. The teacher gives you a letter, well i had to run literally because i was dying to go and i done my business.

Then i find out some cunts have took all the toilet paper's off, so the only thing i could do is wipe my ass with the letter i was given. Luckily it only took a few wipes but guess what i did next, because i hated my teacher. And she would treat me like shit, i decided "Hey why not treat her like shit".

So when i went back into class she wanted me to give her the letter back, so i glady obliged and gave her the letter and she went screaming out of the class room fucking hilarious. I then got in big trouble with the head mistress.

And she was asking me why i did it and ETC and i lied and said i didn't do it. Saying i dropped the letter where some kid had shitted on the floor, and that the teacher forced me to give her the letter and that i tried to tell her.

All BS of course and when the teacher i done that too come in, while i was with the head mistress and said i was lying. I said "Well if you don't believe me why not go and test the shit". And she went storming out LOL one of my finer moments i might add

[AdamGB]

Going for a McShit: the act of going into a fast food restaurant purely to use the toilet

A McShit with lies: telling the suspicious manager that you'll buy something when you're done on the toilet

[leftylee]

Adam that's fuckin disgusting I would never have a shit in school. The toilet seat is full of stinking piss and there's never any bog roll in my school. You must have had to squat huh ? Damn, that's wrong.

BTW Diz that story was fucking comical LMAO I had a great laugh reading it

[ICB]

Adam that's fuckin disgusting I would never have a shit in school. The toilet seat is full of stinking piss and there's never any bog roll in my school. You must have had to squat huh ? Damn, that's wrong.

BTW Diz that story was fucking comical LMAO I had a great laugh reading it

I could hardly run home considering my place is quite a fair way from my school. I had no choice i didn't really like doing it, or using the letter as toilet paper but if you gotta go you gotta go. Atleast the teacher got hers

[leftylee]

Adam that's fuckin disgusting I would never have a shit in school. The toilet seat is full of stinking piss and there's never any bog roll in my school. You must have had to squat huh ? Damn, that's wrong.

BTW Diz that story was fucking comical LMAO I had a great laugh reading it

I could hardly run home considering my place is quite a fair way from my school. I had no choice i didn't really like doing it, or using the letter as toilet paper but if you gotta go you gotta go. Atleast the teacher got hers

LOL I would have loved to have been in the class when you handed that bittch the shitty paper The other kids must have been pissing themselves laughing

[AdamGB]

Adam that's fuckin disgusting

Are you talking to me or ice?

I shat in bush... not a school

[leftylee]

Adam that's fuckin disgusting

Are you talking to me or ice?

I shat in bush... not a school

ICB. His name is Adam also.

There's too many Adams on this forum, seriousley