Found some white dog shit in my garden

[smashup]

100% genuine and 3 lumps of it...it's the neighbours little cunt of a dog that comes into my garden and shit's on my lawn
Gonna give it the business end of a shovel when i catch it and toss both parts of it back over the fence and see how the miserable bint of an owner likes that.
Was def white dog shit anyway and something i haven't seen since i was young.
Rare find...very happy with it..took me back to me youth and happy days of jumping brooks on me striker