Some Good, some Bad, and some odd Quotes

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"A lie told often enough becomes the truth" Vladimir Ilyich Lenin

"Rivers ponds, lakes and streams. They have different names and all contain water. Religions have different names, but all contain truth" Muhammad Ali

"I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you" Genghis Khan

"If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there" Lewis Carroll

"Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil" X

"Those who are too clever to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are more stupid" Plato

"I'm not upset that you lied to me. I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you." Friedrich Nietszche

"Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared" Gautama Buddha

How about these two ......

"The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr" The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)

"The greatest crimes are to associate another with God, to vex your father and mother, to murder your own species, to commit suicide and to swear to lie" the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)

[El Kabong]

On why he didn't drink water
"...because fish fuck in it" - WC Fields

[Trainer Monkey]

To love someone means to see him as God intended him.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut
I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly.
Roger Zelazny

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.
Roger Zelazny
All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
Voltaire
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Hunter S. Thompson
I don't learn so good, no matter how good the teacher is.
Warren Zevon