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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of
concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real
grudge?
No, we have street parking, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in
Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity
stereo Hi-fi
Does your wife beat you? - yes, she always beat me to the shower
every morning.
Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? -
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that? - I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: "Polish Remover".
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