Kermit Cintron - Jade Goody

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Don't you just love how the news of Jade Goody now being terminal on BBC news is under the 'entertainment' section?

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You are so so bad

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What have Jade Goody and this joke got in common?

Both will be buried pretty soon.

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Just seen on the telly, something about this new Jade Goody cancer spread.

Urgh. I'll stick with chicken and ham thanks.

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At this testing and stressful time then Jade Goody should remember the words of the Christina Aguilera classic. 'I am beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down.'

Chemo on the other hand....

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Tumours; the only part of Jade Goody I am pleased to see more of.

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I've just seen Jade Goody on The BBC News.
She says she's "Putting a brave face on".

I wish she'd hurry up and put the fucker on because the one she usually wears is pig ugly.

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Don't you just love how the news of Jade Goody now being terminal on BBC news is under the 'entertainment' section?

It's really sad isn't it?

It just sums up Jade's life since appearing on Big Brother 3.

Her whole life has now become a tedious soap opera.