Kermit Cintron - Jade Goody

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What have Jade Goody and this joke got in common?

Both will be buried pretty soon.

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Just seen on the telly, something about this new Jade Goody cancer spread.

Urgh. I'll stick with chicken and ham thanks.

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At this testing and stressful time then Jade Goody should remember the words of the Christina Aguilera classic. 'I am beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down.'

Chemo on the other hand....

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Tumours; the only part of Jade Goody I am pleased to see more of.

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I've just seen Jade Goody on The BBC News.
She says she's "Putting a brave face on".

I wish she'd hurry up and put the fucker on because the one she usually wears is pig ugly.

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I love jokes about Jade Goody, they'll never get old.

Ironically, neither will Jade Goody.

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Apparently, Cancer Research UK have experienced a dramatic drop in donations over the last few months, some say its down to the credit crunch.

Or, just perhaps, everyone's simply waiting for Jade to die first.