Kermit Cintron - Jade Goody

[Dark Lord Al]

Yes ive found the perfect love match here .

If Cinton marries Jade Goody THEN WE REALLY DO HAVE TRUE LOVE -

KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY FOR EVER.

[X]

Imagine then if they had triplets together .........

[Master]

Cintron has standards.

[cockey cockney]

Jade Goody is the one female which i could vomit at each and every time i hear her name!

[X]

Jade Goody, Patrick Swayze and Wendy Richard are doing Pantomime this year.

Oh no they’re not.

[X]

Don't you just love how the news of Jade Goody now being terminal on BBC news is under the 'entertainment' section?

[Master]

You are so so bad

[X]

What have Jade Goody and this joke got in common?

Both will be buried pretty soon.

[X]

Just seen on the telly, something about this new Jade Goody cancer spread.

Urgh. I'll stick with chicken and ham thanks.

[X]

At this testing and stressful time then Jade Goody should remember the words of the Christina Aguilera classic. 'I am beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down.'

Chemo on the other hand....

[X]

Tumours; the only part of Jade Goody I am pleased to see more of.

[X]

I've just seen Jade Goody on The BBC News.
She says she's "Putting a brave face on".

I wish she'd hurry up and put the fucker on because the one she usually wears is pig ugly.

[X]

I love jokes about Jade Goody, they'll never get old.

Ironically, neither will Jade Goody.

[X]

Apparently, Cancer Research UK have experienced a dramatic drop in donations over the last few months, some say its down to the credit crunch.

Or, just perhaps, everyone's simply waiting for Jade to die first.

[Kev]

Must admit after being told I had only months to live around 7 years ago I feel desperately sorry for the poor girl.

Take it from me unless you've suffered through it you have no idea how awful the treatment is and the sense of fear and despair you feel and she is likely to die from tthe treatment before the cancer gets to her.

I really hope she pulls through, I know she's the butt of everyone's jokes but the poor girl is dying and going to leave her young kids behind.

Probably I'm biased as I've been where she is but it's not really funny at all. Not that I object to the jokes, I mean we all have to have a laugh but I hope if/when she does succumb that people will give her some respect.

Absolutely awful what the poor girl is going through.