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[Wayne]

I never understand what people are looking at when they say Michelle Obama is beautiful. Barack's a good-looking guy. He could have done a lot better. Maybe he likes how she's built. I haven't seen the short tail, though.

[Wayne]

I think Barack was saying something really nasty right here and she loved it. Just look at his mouth, the way it's set? Whatever it is, you know it's extremely pervy.