Kermit Cintron - Jade Goody

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Now that Jade Goody has written out her will, is there any chance she could leave her cancer to Amy Winehouse?

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I see Jade Goody is slowly dying. This is a terrible tragedy and paints a true picture of the health service we all use

We need to organise a collection. If everyone in the UK gives just £5.00, I reckon we can buy and shut down the hospital treating her, stop the life saving treatment and put her out of her misery quickly.

Please give generously.

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at first i thought slumdog millionaire was a film about jade goody, then i realised the film i was looking for was called: somedog missingherhair

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Jade Goody loves her on-remand Tagged fiance so much she's going to get a tag too.

Shame it will be on her big toe when she's lying in the mortuary.

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So Jade Goody wants to be treated like a princess prior to her wedding.

Well Mohamed Al Fayed's already providing the wedding dress, I wonder if he'll supply a chauffeur driven Mercedes as well?

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Anyone think Jade Goody's marriage will outlast Britney Spears' first one?

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Sunday, Elton John's house, Windsor
Present: Jade Goody, Jack Tweed, Jackiey Budden, Mohammed Al-Fayed, Elton John, Girls Aloud, Max Clifford, Piers Morgan, etc.

Dear Mr. Bin Laden,
Please could you fix it for me...