hahaha. That reminds of a time long ago when I was involved in a public promotion of fitness activities. Anyways I was one of a bunch of people doing situps. I was doing the situps and some guy was holding my legs, with knees up. Anyways I reached a point where when I sat up, I would cut loose with a fart, right in my partner's face, it was loud enough that heads turned, and almost everyone cracked up , except my partner. Anyways, it happened two or three times in a row, beyond my control, at which point I just got up and walked away.