Full on Squillionaire would be the real stuff,
I'd have a 70 foot steel yatch and I would live on it permamently. My misses would still live here on dry land reading boreing books. Helicopter deck on the back. 12 seater zodiac for tow in surfing under the rear deck. The boat would be named 'Squid lips' and the zodiac 'Ass clown'.The chopper would be black and its name would be Chopper.
Buy 2 nasty fighter jets with an nasty but smart ex crew all on a yearly wages of 200 grand a head, Tons of Food that doesnt spoil like rice and grains all packed ready to drop.
Hire these mercinaries to feed some regions people by just dropping the food directly on them.
The nasty jets would be named farQ1 and Fuku2 both with single fingered birds as emblems for my message to the Goverements of the world who pretend.
They would run out of an African state that can be bought; anyone tries to stop them gets shot out of the sky or mulched into the ground, They will have the orders to go hunt down pirates and sink them off the coast when they arent doing other good works feeding people. MAtter of fact after surfing Mauritus we woud go and act as the dummy for them up off the coast off Somali etc.
In winter we would be doing the same off some secret Asian regions.
If I could, I would sink a few Jap Whaleing boats as well, secretly down in the Antartic just for kicks, real fast strike no time for maydays in and out have a boat that just blows them out of the water.
Id have a 2 seater custom Glider made extra flexable and extra strong; maybe cast teflon , would be called "Beefheart";after his song "Glider"
He would be on my East coast Tasmanian property on King Island and would be launched by a 454 V8 concreted into the end of my run way just over the top of a lip of a 1000 ft grass hill that faces out to the ocean on the top of a town called 'Grassy' funny enough; to catch the sea breeze in the afternoons. Make your lips peel backwards on take off.
Ok back the real world![]()
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