Kermit Cintron - Jade Goody

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So Jade Goody wants to be treated like a princess prior to her wedding.

Well Mohamed Al Fayed's already providing the wedding dress, I wonder if he'll supply a chauffeur driven Mercedes as well?

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Anyone think Jade Goody's marriage will outlast Britney Spears' first one?

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Sunday, Elton John's house, Windsor
Present: Jade Goody, Jack Tweed, Jackiey Budden, Mohammed Al-Fayed, Elton John, Girls Aloud, Max Clifford, Piers Morgan, etc.

Dear Mr. Bin Laden,
Please could you fix it for me...

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Whats better than Jade Goody?

No Jade Goody.

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I heard that Elton John is going to release a charity record for Jade Goody.

It'll be called "Cancer in the Minge".

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I dont really read newspapers much but can someone keep me up to date with whats going on please.

Is there a new Lord Of The Rings film coming out? Because i swear i keep seeing a fat version of Gollum on the front page.

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I'm the D.J for jade and jack's wedding reception on Sunday

The first dance song will be "The drugs don't work" by the Verve.

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So, apparently Jade Goody was 45 minutes late at her own wedding...

She was probably just trying to get people used to calling her 'the late Jade Goody'.

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What's the best way to lose an errection?
Look at pictures of Jade Goody.

What's the best way to get it back?
Go to her funeral.

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I see Jade Goody looked like a princess at her wedding.


There weren't a hair out of place

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What's the difference between Andrew Strauss and Jack Tweed?

Jack Tweed will be the only one with Ashes on his mantlepiece in the summer.

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What will Jade Goody be doing next Christmas?

Baby sitting for David Cameron.

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Why is a penalty from David Bentley unlike Jade goody?

The penalty will be missed.

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Something To Brighten Your Day...

When you next find yourself with nothing to do,try this...
1.Create a new folder on your desktop.
2.Rename it "Jade Goody's Cancer"
3.Right click on it and click on delete
4.When the box "would you like to remove jade goodys cancer?" appears...Click "NO"
5.Repeat as many times as you like !

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I bet Natasha Richardson didn't start the week thinking she'd be outlived by Jade Goody