Why does David Haye live in Northern Cyprus

[Gandalf]

BECAUSE BRITAIN IS TOTALLY SHIT!!!!LUCKY GIT!BRITAIN IS A TOTAL JOKE.WHO WANTS TO LIVE OVER HERE ANYMORE??I BLOODY DONT

I can agree with that from a distance. A lot of places have their drawbacks but the UK seems to have more than most. Living in a large UK city is my idea of pure hell. To be fair, I quite like the countryside and small villages. But the cities....no chance.

Haye is being very sensible if this is the case.

[Hunter]

I finally figured it out....Haye is hiding from the Klitchkos....