so you understand ass speak.....

I am starting to wonder why my beloved engorged anal canal calls you daddy.

I will not have an ass of mine call anyone other than me Daddy!!

you stay away from my arse!

PS
how do you say daddy in ass? all my ass seems to say is pphhhtttt or pprrrrrt and an occassional tttoo tttooo

thats it arse you are grounded!!!!!!

PSS
so when I pass gas, is my arse secretely communicating with thee?

what is it saying now? I just had milk....and beans.......and mutton......in a sesame seed bun....

shut up arse!!!!!!!!!!