ICB Where did you learn to play chess mate?

[JazMerkin]

I have no idea what that even means

That makes two of us then (I misstyped 'symmetrical', but also don't have the slightest idea what I'm going on about.)

I still reckon that was more convincing than poor old ICE

I'm not sure, I think Ice's picture of the back of a boxers head wearing a headguard was a total refutation of all claims made against him.

If he'd a pic of him in a boxing ring playing chess with his right hand & bouncing a basketball in the other I would have believed him

I know ICB apparently stood for Ice Cold Boxing, but I think he was actually a Keyser Soze character pulling some elaborate, lie-strewn web of deceit to confuse us before getting away for good.

Hence it was in front of our noses the whole time, I Chat Bollocks. Cue dramatic music as he speeds away with his Mr Kobayashi (leftylee) leaving us all like helpless sheep dumbfounded.