Quote Originally Posted by Purist
Because he beat Butterbean, who KO'd Johnny on JAckass.
Yet another reason for the undying love that spans the globe between us. That was without a doubt one of the most wrongly entertaining fights I have ever seen. Was'nt it in a Korean Clothing store or some shit like that? Or was it an Electronics store. I was so drunk on that evening that I did litterally shat myself...literally...out of love I will tell only you that in confidence...ummmmmmmm...& the rest of the forum.

That fight was just wrong...but Knoxville is what makes it right. I live for Johnny Knoxville...that is a funny ass hillbille that just hit it rich & keeps on getting richer. Did you see Big Trouble? His part is priceless in that flick...he plays exactly what he is X100 & pulls it off with total hillarity.

He had to have like 18 stiches or some shat after that beat down. Pain for our amusement...I'm equally sold on them all due to the fact that I skated with their Pro Tour here in the Upstate of South Carolina @ a demo. They are as big of freaks as they appear on T.V. Margera is a total head case...but he is amazing on a board. They all are for that matter, cept Johnny...he's just the pain guy & Steve-O is just a turd eater...literally...the boy ate a turd...I was shocked & disgusted but found my self on the asphalt laughing histerically.

As immature, sexist, & WHATEVER those boys are...they are a gagal of fun to fook with. Wee Man (Jason Acuna) catches the most shat. Got drunk with those fookers after a gig & he was amped on dwarf tossing until he hit the corner of the couch in the hotel room. Steve-O & Party Boy trashed the joint & took p!sses & shats in the closets...thank Christ I had left the joint by that time...totally wasted & just could'nt take anymore abuse.

They are all WRONG!

Quote Originally Posted by Purist
Anyway Holmes wants a fight 4 publicity
Sorry about the JackAss tangent...drizunk & the baby is awake & the wife is up & ill...& I just wanted to type.

My thing about Holmes...fook him. These cat's need to either start a senior tour (Tyson, Evander, & Bowe also) that runs five rounds only & be done with it.