For the first time in my life I complained about service at a restaurant...

[Andre]

We had a thing called split the bill here in the news papers ,you'd collect a few bills and if you turned up with a crew they'd split the bill in half.
HAd some great meals but one night in a so called upper class resteraunt we had a dog of meal. Us lads were about to walk out and turned to see the ladies al yelling and holding the bill up and others in the resteraunt we starting yell abuse too anyway we went back to the counter and the boss was all full of excuses and said it was his cheifs fault. So we all trundeled off into the kitchen and sure enough this bloke in checkered pants is slumped over the bench pissed as a maggot and the dishies are doig all the work

Scene out of Faulty towers ensued with other guests walking out etc , we walked and threw rocks at the place too.
Great night, still gets talked about.













I have another story but you probably wont belive me.
I think I told it here once , about a stay in a hotel in Sorrentto me wife and i won from the local kindergarten raffle.

Was years ago got the kids baby sat, turned up there after reading in the brochure that theres a heated pool ,tennis courts ,pool room,alacarte menue,5 acres of gardens etc etc.

After beating our way through the over grown bush down the pathway got to see a tennis court with ripped net and shit growing all up the sides.Ablack hole in the ground full of black water.
The joint looked worse than faulty towers but just as big. Rooms were bare but ok. dinner came out and the advocardos were so hard you couldnt even get a spoon into them ,the prawns were out of a can this was just for starters! Forget the meal. we go to the pool room,a ripped pool table 6 x4 with a couple of ,cues snapped and a broom stick handle which worked better than the cues.

We took off down the street and bought take away,chocolates,champayne etc and went back to our room and partied out for the night.
when we got back the joints locked up and noone can here us knocking ! So we get a ladder and climb up to the top window thats open and yell in it cause the tv room is there ,so we eventually get let in.

A couple of yuppies turned up and we tryed talking to them but they snobbed us! They were in the room next door to us.
Anyway we made a right mess of the bed, I mean it looked like murder had been committed as it was a miss time on something if you get my drift.
(My misses is so embarresed about it all funny stuff. (the hotel knowing which local kinda we were from etc is more embarresment)
Any way next morning my dopey misses goes for a piss or something and she comes back along the top verandah opens the window and flashes me through the window..Trouble is Im not behind that window Am I . Im behind the next one along . Shes flashed in the yuppies window instead!
Now shes even more embarresed!

It gets funnier, I go down to the breakfast room to see if I can get something nice. the trays are nearly empty and the yuppies are right behind me so I clean up all the trays thining we are getting out this place asap.
so Ive got our eggs and bacon on the trays drinks etc all over to our table and race upstairs to the misses to tell her we got the last of the meal.
as we leaving our room we notice the yuppies room is vacated so we looked at each other smiled ,raced back into our room got the sheets off the bed and changed the whole lot over with their nice looking ones ,then went downstairs and ate our breakfast in front of them while they waited for the non service.

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