I could never work in a restaurant. I would no doubt quit in a day. I have a total hatred of the general public and their wanton stupidity.

And no poor waiter wants to taste the wrath of the customers just because the managment and chefs suck. Yep, call out the manager every time and burn his or her hair off with unadulterated rage. And if that fails go into the kitchen and bash the chef on the head with a frying pan.