My favourite parking letter yet!

**boozeboxer** · 03-16-2009 07:20 PM

To whom it may concern,

Following the death of Bilbo, the appointed executor has paid all of the debts possible due to the insolvency of the estate.
Sincerely,

XXXXXX

**Kel** · 03-17-2009 08:55 PM

Bilbo your a fucking star mate! Keep us updated this is great!

**Gandalf** · 03-19-2009 07:16 AM

At least they haven't sent round any mafia collectors. I demand a new story Bilbo this one has been going on too long!

**Kev** · 03-19-2009 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by miles

At least they haven't sent round any mafia collectors. I demand a new story Bilbo this one has been going on too long!

ha I know it must the seventh thread I've created it, every time they send me a new letter.

Anyways their final deadline is tomorrow morning at 10 am so we shall see if they actually intend to go through with it this time, or if, (as I suspect) I'll be receiving letter number 9 telling me they can reposess my car at any time if I do not reply.

They are running out of new threats now so I expect by about letter 15 they will be telling me they can stop me from going to heaven when I die and that they have the power to demand from God the right to claim ownership of my soul