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Quote Originally Posted by miles View Post
Bilbo is right, Booze is just on a wind up. He called me a tree fucker on my profile page. I can live with that.
Pine trees can be very arousing. I readily encourage tree fucking. Cuts down on procreation and provides pleasure to all.

As for this thread, can't we all just get along?
I have never actually had sex with a tree, I merely knocked down a sapling. Tree fucker does sound much more interesting though. I have witnessed someone trying to fornicate with a tree, and though it looked like he was a having a jolly old time, the incident scarred me so badly that I don't know if I could ever partake in such activities.