I find the best way to combat someone talking about your penis in an attempt to piss you off, is to simply smile and proceed with the process of picking up their girlfriend.
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I find the best way to combat someone talking about your penis in an attempt to piss you off, is to simply smile and proceed with the process of picking up their girlfriend.
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LOL well he was actually calling me a coward and im not really big on that but ive let him slide with that. A guy that was sitting next me at the time said to me "that guy needs a good slap up the back of the head and i was pretty sure you were about to knock his head off" so i obviously gave the impression that i was not happy with his comments. I will give him this last chance but there have been several other occasions where i have let things slide just because he used to be a nice guy. He put on a bit of muscle (still looks like a twig) and he all of a sudden thinks he can mouth off. Hed be lucky to be 60 kilos and around 5'4. I on the other hand am around 6'3 and 85 kilos and have had martial arts training and boxing training. Which is the reason why i have let him be as it would prove nothing to beat him up....but hes getting dangerously close to the line.
It just proves that he has a little cock and feels the need to overcompensate for it.
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Yeah man but like i said, before he put on a bit of muscle he wouldnt dare mouth off to anyone and now hes still small but goes around mouthing off.
Im actually sitting here right now wishing i had of just decked him, the more i think about it the more i think i should of put him in his place.
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"If there's a better chin in the world than Pryor's, it has to be on Mount Rushmore." -Pat Putnam.
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haha no. your motive is different.
I even took this strategy one step further with a guy I thought was a friend and who tried to hit up my GF at a party when she was drunk and we just broke up. He wasn't successful or anything, but still...he tried. My initial instinct was to push his face in. What I ended up doing besides dumping him as a friend, was went to his house and spent some time with his mom who 'thinks I'm awesome' She is a bit of a drunk and single and flirts with me, but moreover I think just nice to me cuz knows I never had a mom. He came home from school and I was there, with her. At first he looked scared, like I was going rip him a new one. Before I left I whispered to him that after I fuk her he is going to have to call me dad.
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Man i just woke up and im still angry about this shit lol little cunt is very lucky i didnt kill him because i dont get this angry about anything. Hes gonna be fucked the next time he does it. He thinks his car is fast, bet it doesnt go as quick as his head flys back when i punch the shit out of the ungreatful piece of shit.
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If anything bothers you, guess what? You allowed it to.
True maturity comes with inner peace in all situations.
Smile at him with your eyes and your mouth. In the face of an antagonist, it releases the correct cemicals into your brain to allow you to do the right thing instead of you joining club fukwit as well. If he reacts physically you are at peace, in the moment and will catch his hand before it reaches you.
Other than that, urinate in his back pocket while he's talking to his Friends.
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