Mate I told my misses "Im going to park the old work truck in the paddock next door so that we can all fit our other cars in here behind the gates.

I go out i the old truck come back home and guess where she has parked her car?
Yep right across the front of the only entrance into the paddock next door.
She has small ears and large mouth . told her that once and she shut up shop for a week, both ends,big deal .
theres no escape, someone nice may come along and shoot me .