How about these guys for some wonderful names

Bonyongo Destroyer
http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=33987&cat=boxer

Who lost to

Jukebox Timebomb
http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=176131&cat=boxer

both lost to
Proud Kilimanjaro (Once meant to fight Lennox Lewis but failed the blood test as he tested positive for HIV)
http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=22684&cat=boxer

Who also beat

Walter Ringo Starr
http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=34489&cat=boxer