What's everyone's plans for Saturday?

[Spicoli]

Oh and waking an older geezer,Consuming massive amounts of adult-beverages,mowing the lawn in my flip-flops,might go down to Jazzfest,firing up the grill on the deck with some buds and buddets,shining up the screen and tuning speakers.....inform the neighbors of in pending ear trauma...logging onto this fooking place and hoping we do not crash ala Hattom/Mayweather.....Rinse and repeat! come about 12 am log off and watch the masses fall from the bans handed out .