What would be the 10 commandments of boxing?

[ukansodoff]

Thou shall not partake in cannibalism inside{or outside}the ropes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9EjHpAtYUc


Thou shall not stop the action to get a haircut in a fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3kyP0ZokYI



Though shall not forget to take their lithium before a title fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtviX...eature=related

OI, Mullet man is my hero, hes got hair to die for and boxes like a young white Casius Clay but a truck driving version who specialises in livestock.