Hatton jokes

[The Congressman]

These jokes are from Ricky Hatton forum.




Ricky Hatton walks into a library and asks for a book on boxing.
The librarian says, ‘Try the ground floor’.


What's the difference between a £20 note and Ricky Hatton?
The £20 note will last more than 2 rounds!


I've had wanks that were knocked out slower than that for eff's sake.


eff me! I've seen £20 whores takes less of a battering around the ring than Hatton!!
He took such a battering around the ring Im surprised thay didnt find him in Michael Barrymores swimming pool!


I'm quite frankly disgusted by all the Ricky Hatton jokes on here.
It's not easy to get to the top of boxing, especially for someone who quite clearly has Downs Syndrome


I wish my wife would go down as easy as Ricky Hatton.


You have to feel sorry for Ricky Hatton: the biggest fight of his life, in front of 30,000 fans and millions watching it live on TV... yet he has to watch the highlights just to see how it ended.


You can tell Hatton's a Man City fan, with a defence like that.


Ricky Hatton's girlfriend was heard to say, "I don't know what the problem is, It makes a nice change for him to last for four minutes".


People are quick to criticise Ricky Hatton, but has anyone here lasted more than 4 minutes getting sweaty on the canvas with a little Phillipino?


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Ricky Hatton should replace the girl on the speeding adverts. "Hit me at 20mph and there's a 20% I might block it. Hit me at 30mph and I'll be stone cold on the effing canvas."


If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it still make the same noise as Ricky Hatton in round 2?


I heard that Ricky Hatton is going on the Jeremy Kyle show to discuss domestic abuse.
Apparently they are going to get a few women on to show him how to punch properly.


For Ricky Hatton's next fight his sponsor's are thinking about advertisting on the soles of his boots...


Why all the media hype over swine flu?!? Manny Pacquiao floored more Brits in 2 rounds than swine flu has in 2 weeks


I think Hatton did a good job blocking the punches with his face.


Statistically, only 2/12 Ricky Hatton fans will get his joke.


What have Ricky Hatton and Gary Glitter got in common? They both went down when they tried to take a little Filipino in the ring!


Did anyone else see that 4 minute infomercial selling the Ricky Hatton shaped punchbag?
I did try to tell Ricky Hatton; picking a fight with Jackie Chan was a bad idea.


What's small and stays hard for less than 3 minutes?
Ricky Hatton


You've gotta feel sorry for Hatton, I haven't seen rape that bad since last weeks crimewatch.


£15 for two rounds, and not even 1 effing drink.


Ricky the hit man Hatton should take up painting
He already spends more time on the canvas than Rolf Harris


If I was looking for a hitman, I wouldn't choose one lying flat out on the canvas.


I want a girlfriend like Ricky Hatton.
Doesn’t mind taking it in the face and once she goes down she stays down.


In my opinion, the fight between Ricky Hatton and Manny Pacquiao didn't live up to the hype it generated... I mean when I hear someone is called the "Pac Man", I expect them to come out to the ring shouting "Wakka Wakka Wakka" while chasing men in bed sheets


After being knocked out for the second time, Ricky Hatton is on the verge of becoming the first Manc to be able to count to ten!


Whats the diffrence between Ricky Hatton and Amir Khan?
About three and half minutes.


France wants to arrange a fight with Ricky Hatton; they think they might win for once


I think there's an S missing from Ricky Hatton's nickname.


What have Amir Khan, Ricky Hatton and Graham Norton got in common?
They've all been licked in the ring!


"There's only one Ricky Hatton."
eff me, needed a couple more didn't he?


I, for one, would not like to have Ricky Hatton as a Jenga partner.


Ricky Hatton has been having problems sleeping. His doctor advised him to count sheep. Only trouble is, when he reaches nine, he stands up.


Still, on the up side, without those belts he'll be able to get extra duty frees


Ricky Hatton walks into a left hook....


Well at least Ricky Hatton can finally continue his career as a stand up comedian. Oh wait....


That fight last night was like having sex with an impotent bloke... All that build up for him to go down in 4 minutes

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[spade]

What I don't understand is that when you are winning you're a darling, when you lost you become a source of joke.

Most thought, including me that Hatton is is one of the toughest opponent Pac ever had. Though the outcome was my least expected, still Hatton packs an impressive credential.


The joke is tasteless imo.

[SRR]

As much as the people who came up with them are assholes, you're a bit of a prick for posting this. Scratch that - you're a massive prick.

[Kel]

What does Gary Glitter and Ricky Hatton have in common?

They both went down after trying to take a little Phillipino in the ring!

Sister just sent me that

[Snakey]

I picked hatton to win and i think these jokes are hilarious lol Sorry guys but they are kinda funny.

[Dark Lord Al]

Im sure Ricky is laughing along with the jokes, he is that kind of a guy.

[Quinito]

I believe those jokes were taken from RH fan forum. Glad to know they're already taking his defeat lightly now.