make up a joke...

[Andre]

Ok:

I've just opened up a new tattoo shop,

I do tats for sexual favors.

Its called 'Tit for Tat'.

[No Contest]

How many bilbo's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4, 1 to look up instructions on the internet, 1 to purchase a lightbulb on the internet, 1 to post a thread on lightbulbs, and 1 to hire a handyman off the internet.