Quote Originally Posted by Big Dick Whittington View Post
Yeah fucking hell ,trying to satisfy both would be like trying to plaster the gran canyon and I can't be bothered to go down the builders merchants .
Much rather just knock one out ,least then you dont have to talk shit to them and listen to what they did today at work .

'Do you want me to rub it into my tits?'

'Do what you like love ,I'll be asleep'