Who's got the strangest pet ?

[yvonne]

I have a cat that talks....yeah it really does have a conversation with you if he wants too.He always lets you know what he thinks of you most times.He just screams and shouts orders to be fed and played with.He is a real chewy mog he really is.He plays mind games.He has a cunning plan of getting fed twice within a short space of time.I mean i'll feed first thing in the morning and i'll give him a full batch of tin food and as soon as im up stairs or out at work he'll pretend that he has'nt been fed as soon as someone else walks in the house.I caught him out doing his crafty trick and i could stop thinking this can has a human mind,it made laugh when i appeared into the room as soon as someone walked in and he was pretending to have not been fed again,you should of seen his face,he knew that i found him out and he soon scattered away.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Alright Dick

I've got a rotweiller, lovely little personality. Despite the breed he's harmless, temperment of a lab.
Well capable of opening doors and stealing socks of rthe cloths line.
Was a bit precautious when we first got him, but happy to say he's 100% docile

I also had a dragon once, but then again we're talking about pets and not ex girlfriends lol

[Phil]

i got 2 terrapins, have them 3 years and the bastards are huge, been trying to give them away but no one wants them, there smelly little shits and have out grown 3 tanks

[Big Dick Whittington]

Alright Donny son!

I adopted Sinbad from a family who weren't taken care of the poor little bastard , he lived out in the country but has had his nuts takent off so he is completely non aggressive

Their Kids use to use him as a football and try to make him fly by throwing himout of the bedroom window .

He is such a cool bird he clucks as you walk by and just falls asleep sitting up , it's the perfect pet .
He like's his food and a little water and stout just to get him relaxed.

We had a special bond everytime I use to go round there he'd come straight up to me ,probably cos I was the only one who handled him with care .
Got quite a big garden not that he uses it or needs it !
Fantastic pet I really recomend Roosters as pets.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Heard they're pretty loyal alright

Mate actually had one, they got along famously, but he was well defensicve when we came round to visit:L

[Spicoli]

I have an old dog that barks and growls at the walls,mainly the shadows but more often than not he'll just look all about stevie wonder style and start howling......then growl......then bark.Especially during big fight nights when its noisy and things are in motion.

My cat eats coffee grounds.Would come home from work and she would be sprawled out on the kitchen counter with raw coffee all fooking over the place,licking it up...like cat-nip or something....years ago,when I would not clean her litter box fast enough for her liking .....she would seek out my shoes and layed out cloths and shit on them !!!!