hit a pheasant in my car

[BoomBoom]

What was a pheasant doing in your car??

[littlebif]

What was a pheasant doing in your car??

It was'nt i ran it over.

[El Kabong]

I guess one could say that you were "Pheasantly Surprised"

[Andre]

YouPeasant fukker, pleasant plucker, Pheasant fukker pheasant plucker

[CGM]

Did you eat it?

Road Kill Barbeque Yum Yum

[BoomBoom]

What was a pheasant doing in your car??

It was'nt i ran it over.

I know man, i was just bustin ya cause of the title lol...poor feathered bastard, must have been a big fella for it to leave a dent

[boozeboxer]

One time a buddy of mine hit a beaver on a road (it is rare to hit a beaver), and then the next day his girlfriends father went by the same place and a vulture (buzzard) who was eating on it was there and tried to fly away and ended up going through his windshield.

[CGM]

What was a pheasant doing in your car??

It was'nt i ran it over.

I know man, i was just bustin ya cause of the title lol...poor feathered bastard, must have been a big fella for it to leave a dent

I was gonna ask the very same question, till I saw you had done it already.

[AdamGB]

What was a pheasant doing in your car??

It was insolant.

[Gandalf]

Eat the little bugger. An expensive meal at 200 pounds!

[Andre]

Eat the little bugger. An expensive meal at 200 pounds!

Too right, be a real man! Cut the dent out of the car panel and use that as a wok.

[Kel]

What was a pheasant doing in your car??

[Kel]

Could be worse, I was driving home from work down the A127 at about 5 in the morning a couple of years ago and saw a car that had hit a horse. Could not even tell what car it was, that was a sight.