Air France Flight....

[El Kabong]

Everyone by now surely has heard that they found debris in the ocean......they are still looking for the wine and the baggette

[VictorCharlie]

turns out its the wrong debris...I guess its safe to rule out any terrorist act since
1.well its france
2 know one has claimed it

[El Kabong]

...well there goes my joke, thanks Van.

Debris....it's pronounced de-brie......brie, like cheese...wine and baggette...get it


Where's X when you need him?

[HattonTheHammer]

apparently richard branson has expressed a desire in taking over airfrance

just like virgin airfrance never goes all the way

[boozeboxer]

Funny one that.


Why the hell do they spend the money looking for crashed airplanes in the deep ocean which will tell them exactly fuck all when they find it. I always thought that was dumb, kindof like searching for people in the mountains who are surely dead. I mean fuck there isn't much reason to bother now.
I say let them rest in peace. Fish prolly ate most by now anyway.

[HattonTheHammer]

Funny one that.


Why the hell do they spend the money looking for crashed airplanes in the deep ocean which will tell them exactly fuck all when they find it. I always thought that was dumb, kindof like searching for people in the mountains who are surely dead. I mean fuck there isn't much reason to bother now.
I say let them rest in peace. Fish prolly ate most by now anyway.

exactly

surely those brazilian authoritys time could be better spent solving the murder rate in rio de janeiro or judging a lady boy contest

[El Kabong]

They are looking for the black boxes so they can tell what caused the accident

[boozeboxer]

They are looking for the black boxes so they can tell what caused the accident

They went through a big tropical storm. MAybe thats the reason.

[El Kabong]

They lost power before that, they want to know why

[Andre]

They are looking for the black boxes so they can tell what caused the accident

The black box always survives, build the plane out of the same stuff.

[X]

Can't wait for the new Transformer movie - an aeroplane that turns into a submarine.

Wait a minute, I've seen this somewhere before.

[X]

Apparently the dyslexic pilot couldn't wait to take the controls of the new Airsub.

[X]

Apparently the cause of the Air France crash was all a misunderstanding.

One passenger shouted, "Hi Jacques" to his mate.

The crew immediately put their hands up and the plane went out of control!

[X]

My money's on the special branch being the culprits behind the bringing down of this Air France flight...

Let's face it, it wouldn't be the first time they've shot something that sounds French and comes from Brazil by mistake.

[X]

Lets hope during Saturdays D Day celebrations the French haven't organised a fly by.