Air France Flight....

[Andre]

They are looking for the black boxes so they can tell what caused the accident

The black box always survives, build the plane out of the same stuff.

[X]

Can't wait for the new Transformer movie - an aeroplane that turns into a submarine.

Wait a minute, I've seen this somewhere before.

[X]

Apparently the dyslexic pilot couldn't wait to take the controls of the new Airsub.

[X]

Apparently the cause of the Air France crash was all a misunderstanding.

One passenger shouted, "Hi Jacques" to his mate.

The crew immediately put their hands up and the plane went out of control!

[X]

My money's on the special branch being the culprits behind the bringing down of this Air France flight...

Let's face it, it wouldn't be the first time they've shot something that sounds French and comes from Brazil by mistake.

[X]

Lets hope during Saturdays D Day celebrations the French haven't organised a fly by.

[X]

They’ve just found some French cheese in the Atlantic.

It must be plane de brie.