Sad News, David Carradine dead

[Kev]

Dying from masturbation.

To be honest statistically if you allow me 8 hours of sleep, an hour for eating, 30 mins for toilets and maybe an hour for posting, that must mean around a 60 percent chance that my death will be during wanking too.

I've not attempted the self strangulation, donning of stockings and wigs, and the funny antics in the wardrobe but maybe these guys being older are just more experienced and adventurous than me.......


I'll probably be found naked in a my leather swing chair with my feet up on the table, legs either side of my keyboard, my monitor switched to portrait mode and a nice slideshow of school girl trannies being pissed on in a bus being played via Vista picture view. Actually its the way I'd most like to go too

[X]

Does anyone else think the ending of Kill Bill would have been so much better if he'd wanked himself to death in a Bangkok hotel room?

[X]

I see David Carradine has finally mastered the five finger death wank... He learned the art from 'Master' Bates!

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David Carradine has been made a minister, Gordon Brown said he was pleased to have someone who would never walk out of the cabinet.

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Many people embarrass their family by coming out of the closet.

David Carradine embarrassed his trying to come in it.

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After David Carradine was found dead in his wardrobe police have arrested Aslan and Mr Tumnus

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What's the difference between David Carradine and Princess Diana?

Diana wasn't wearing a belt when she died.