Nine words women use

[Nameless]

This reminds me of those times when a girl will hunt for compliments. You have a girl come out in her bikini and as she kicks it with you ".....*gigles*.....oh my gaaawd, I am like, soooo fat, huh?" maybe those girls expect guys to go "Oh no baby, don't worry, you are totally hot. You are the most beautiful here!" to boost up their ego. Well, guess what, I tell them just what they told me. Sure, I will try not to go overboard hahaha! But I do tell them '...well, yeah, you are kinda chubby but, its ok, nothing you can't burn in the gym...hey! pass me another burger!" hahahaha!

If the girl came out with a different attitude. Even though she's chubby or whatever, I would still play around "Hey sexy thing, look at you! Ungh! Come over here!" Difference is that she's not hunting for compliments. I'll try to keep it honest. If I think she's chubby or skinny, I'll compliment her hair maybe "You did something to your hair? Cute!" or something else I think looks alright.

That absolutely reminds me of an old history with one of the hottest chick we had back in secondary school:

The girl was beyond anything we had at the time to say so BUT... she was horribly in lack of compliments. So, we had many circular benches on the public place of the school and she was sometimes coming to see us as she had some friends who were often sitting with us. As usual, she was often complaining that she was a bit fat and there was that bunch of testosteroned guys drooling and just trying to reassure her abour how incredible she was and such, hoping to either seduce her ot to get her attention a bit more.
As she already had did it a few times, I was quite pissed off at that circus, I was young and idiot like the others but that trick I knew at the time and i got what she really wanted. So, during one of her seance where I had decided it was enough and where she almost looked convincing, after she did her usual circus and that the guy were drooling too much for my tastes, I quietly turned my head toward her and very quietly I said: "Well, you definitely got weight on your legs but the rest is quite ok I think". I promise, the plain silence, I almost heard the guys who choked around me and the girl just muttered a little "tss-eehh" looked at me quite shocked with her eyes dillated as if she would have seen a dead, tried to mumble a word or two and just walk away. The guys were pissed at me but I explained them that she was just craving for attention but damn, it was worth it, especially as we know, legs and bottom = girls sensitive spot

[Andre]

Haha try " Youre not fat sweety but how did you smuggle all that crack through customs!?"

[HattonTheHammer]

words you`ll never hear a girlfriend/wife utter include...

"Sure you have a nice time out with your mates, i`ll clean the dishes"

"dont you spend that money on me you treat yourself to a nice pair of jeans"

"switch coronation street off i wanna watch the football"

"yeah shelley does have a nice arse doesnt she, you should tell her"

"if you wanna stick it up my arse and jizz over my face, please be my guest"



anymore.........

[Chino]

Nameless,
Good one! Sometimes those girls know who to go to hear what they want. They'll go to the ones they see drool for them and you'll have those poor saps say whatever she wants to hear and more. Once they see you don't give a crap they'll probably won't be hunting for compliments with you anymore.

Interesting also how a girl will show you a picture and sometimes tell you it’s the worst picture she has. YEAH RIGHT! Do you really think a girl will go pick the worst picture she ever has?! Suuuuuuuure.

Andre,
Hahahaha! How about telling them they are not fat but its cool how they can feel safe if a flood comes because of their self-attached life saver around their waist.