words you`ll never hear a girlfriend/wife utter include...

"Sure you have a nice time out with your mates, i`ll clean the dishes"

"dont you spend that money on me you treat yourself to a nice pair of jeans"

"switch coronation street off i wanna watch the football"

"yeah shelley does have a nice arse doesnt she, you should tell her"

"if you wanna stick it up my arse and jizz over my face, please be my guest"



anymore.........