Nine words women use

[HattonTheHammer]

words you`ll never hear a girlfriend/wife utter include...

"Sure you have a nice time out with your mates, i`ll clean the dishes"

"dont you spend that money on me you treat yourself to a nice pair of jeans"

"switch coronation street off i wanna watch the football"

"yeah shelley does have a nice arse doesnt she, you should tell her"

"if you wanna stick it up my arse and jizz over my face, please be my guest"



anymore.........

[Chino]

Nameless,
Good one! Sometimes those girls know who to go to hear what they want. They'll go to the ones they see drool for them and you'll have those poor saps say whatever she wants to hear and more. Once they see you don't give a crap they'll probably won't be hunting for compliments with you anymore.

Interesting also how a girl will show you a picture and sometimes tell you it’s the worst picture she has. YEAH RIGHT! Do you really think a girl will go pick the worst picture she ever has?! Suuuuuuuure.

Andre,
Hahahaha! How about telling them they are not fat but its cool how they can feel safe if a flood comes because of their self-attached life saver around their waist.