Nine words women use

[Douglas]

This is to warn men about arguments they can avoid with women if they remember the terminology.

1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go ahead: this is a dare not a permission. Don’t do it.
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, this is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That’s OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F--- You!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong’ For the woman's response, refer to point 3.

Something else a woman will say that lets you know hell is headed your way is "We need to talk". Those 4 words mean nothing but bad news (usually it means she's about to break up with you).

[Chino]

This is to warn men about arguments they can avoid with women if they remember the terminology.

1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go ahead: this is a dare not a permission. Don’t do it.
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, this is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That’s OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F--- You!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong’ For the woman's response, refer to point 3.

Something else a woman will say that lets you know hell is headed your way is "We need to talk". Those 4 words mean nothing but bad news (usually it means she's about to break up with you).

I know, huh? Then she sits down to throw you all kinds of compliments which she never did through out all the time of the relationship only to finish with "...and you are also such a funny guy, great sense of humor, so giving, so trusting, you are such a gentleman, blah blah blah blah...but...*a drama tear*...You are so special that I see you as if you were my brother..." Pppphhhbbttttthhhh, you have been dumped!