Re: Why do women tennis players grunt so noisily?

Originally Posted by
LEGION

Originally Posted by
CGM

Originally Posted by
boozeboxer
I hate it too. I had a girlfriend who was extremely loud having sex. Like some porn star. I broke up with her.
Been there. I had a girlfriend once, I'm sure on a few occasions she woke up the entire apartment building. Frankly it was a turnoff. I'd get winks from my neighbors in the morning.
I tried to deal with it once, saying something about not wanting to advertise to the neighbors, but she was seriously offended that I would say something negative about her sexuality, and we didn't last too long after that.
I couldn'tdeal with that personally; my little buddy would lose focus and shrink down to his compact size

I don't like loud noises period, and especially during a romp. I'd choke her or stuff some socks down her goozle, or at least give her a reason to screech, like sticking a hot knife up her poop chute.
Well I am glad I am not alone. I never had sex with her at my place, only at hers. It was a complete turn off. Her neighbors even left notes on her door that they "didn't want to hear her having sex at 8 in the morning."
But I do wish I could bring that joy and satisfaction to other girls.
"If there's a better chin in the world than Pryor's, it has to be on Mount Rushmore." -Pat Putnam.
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