I wish Jack Johnson was alive

[BoxingGorilla]

Why would wish a man to wake up in a coffin six feet under ground?

[BoxingGorilla]

Why would wish a man to wake up in a coffin six feet under ground?

Some people might read that and think I'm nothing more than a joker.

You need to understand that you only get three wishes. If you are not thorough in your requests any self-respecting genie will trick you into using all three on the same wish.

First you wish him alive but he is still lying in his grave. So you wish him above ground and he is 130 years old. You wish him into prime shape and you are standing there with your pockets inside out wondering what the hell just took place.