Michael Jackson Died!!

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You've been hit by, you've been struck by, your left ventricle.

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What's got 8 legs and doesn't rape children?

The Jackson 4.

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Apparently C P R is not as easy as A B C.

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Very close friend and psychic Uri Gellar has said that he is deeply shocked and saddened at the unexpected death of Michael Jackson.
Some fuckin Psychic he is!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3?

Nothing; they're both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids.

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For Sale; single white glove , slightly soiled index finger

(comes with FREE monkey that won't stop crying

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Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter grants his new angel one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says, "I wish all the children in the world to be safe."

Three hours later, God kills Micheal Jackson

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When Michael Jackson dies he has asked for his body to melted down and made into plastic toys.

Apparently this is so children get a chance to play with him for a change

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I think we can now assume that the girl is Paul McCartney's.

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Looks like Baby P has a new playmate.