Michael Jackson Died!!

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For Sale; single white glove , slightly soiled index finger

(comes with FREE monkey that won't stop crying

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Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter grants his new angel one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says, "I wish all the children in the world to be safe."

Three hours later, God kills Micheal Jackson

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So many MJ jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes - it is what he would have wanted.

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When Michael Jackson grabbed his chest and went "Ow!", did anyone notice?

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26th June 2009, the morning Neil Armstrong was able to wake up once again the world's favourite moonwalker.

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You know that Michael really is dead, when your 5-year-old son wakes you up at night claiming that he just got 'touched by an angel'.

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A tenner says we never see La Toya again.