Michael Jackson Died!!

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Looks like Baby P has a new playmate.

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Dear Sirs,

I understand that Mr Jackson's possisions are to be auctioned off to meet his huge debts.

I would like to bid £10,000 for his laptop, please

Yours sincerely
G. Glitter

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What a coincidence, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day.

One played with Majors and the other played with Minors.

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R.I.P
Easy as 1, 2, 3

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So Michael's career did end with an arrest after all.

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Some people are saying Michael Jackson's dying wish was to be melted down and turned into plastic bags, so he could remain a danger to small children.

Others are saying how his dying wish was to be melted down into plastic cups, so children could carry on getting their lips around his rim.

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We were watching some Michael Jackson videos on Youtube last night to show my son how great an artist he was.
My son said "Dad, why does he keep touching his willy?"

I said "Son, for 25 million, I'd have let him touch your willy"

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Jockey's at tomorrows Newmarket Meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone in living memory.

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They interviewed Michael's girlfriend on TV yesterday, she said she was devastated - first her parents left her in Portugal, and now this.

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I hear Madame Tussauds have just acquired a perfect plastic model of Michael Jackson.

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Early reports say that Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed over...

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Whats the difference between Janet Jackson and the English cricket team?

Janet will get her hands on the ashes.

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What have Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson got in common?

Not quite enough.

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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Ricky Hatton?

None – both got taken out by a jab.

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Day 97 and Jade Goody get`s a new housemate...