Michael Jackson Died!!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3?

Nothing; they're both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids.

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For Sale; single white glove , slightly soiled index finger

(comes with FREE monkey that won't stop crying

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Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter grants his new angel one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says, "I wish all the children in the world to be safe."

Three hours later, God kills Micheal Jackson

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So many MJ jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes - it is what he would have wanted.

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When Michael Jackson grabbed his chest and went "Ow!", did anyone notice?

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26th June 2009, the morning Neil Armstrong was able to wake up once again the world's favourite moonwalker.

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You know that Michael really is dead, when your 5-year-old son wakes you up at night claiming that he just got 'touched by an angel'.

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A tenner says we never see La Toya again.

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Isn't it ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm.

Where the big hand touches the little hand...

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Madonna, what a pretentious bitch she is, running about adopting poor African kids,
Who the fuck died and made her queen of pop ?

Oh wait ..........

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When Michael Jackson dies he has asked for his body to melted down and made into plastic toys.

Apparently this is so children get a chance to play with him for a change

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I think we can now assume that the girl is Paul McCartney's.

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Looks like Baby P has a new playmate.

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Dear Sirs,

I understand that Mr Jackson's possisions are to be auctioned off to meet his huge debts.

I would like to bid £10,000 for his laptop, please

Yours sincerely
G. Glitter

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What a coincidence, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day.

One played with Majors and the other played with Minors.